situations

[From Albert's wife Wilma, who claims it is true:]

One of the problems dealt with ...

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...

A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...

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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into ...

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...

Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...

The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...

One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the det...

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...

Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...

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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...

I thought I'd tack on a little humor. I've been far too quiet for far too long. This is really w...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...

Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...

A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
How do they get a...

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady ...

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...