Situations Jokes

Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered...

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof...

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...

How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...

First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...

I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...

I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...

In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change ...

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...

A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...

Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses h...