situations

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...

Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an h...

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...

A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Wh...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an ho...

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...

This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gather...

On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...

An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...

Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson
Performance of "The Nutcracker" by the Bolshoi Ba...

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...

NASHVILLE, TN ? With sales of "God Bless The U.S.A." waning after a five-month surge, country si...

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A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...

The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...