Situations Jokes

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...

A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...

A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...

A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...

Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...

"Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...

A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...

A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...

A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...