situations

Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Call...

The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...

A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...

I just thought these up:

"Death is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yo...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...

Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...

Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he final...

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...

Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...

The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...

A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...

An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...

Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an h...

A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...

A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Wh...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of g...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an ho...