Situations Jokes

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...

A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...

A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...

A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...

A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...

A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...