Situations Jokes

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...

A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...

A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...

Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha...

A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...