Sex Jokes

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them minist...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...

A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem.""My girlfriend is sleeping over this Frida...

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, ...

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired...

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and s...

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is th...

A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude,thank g...

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house an...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never b...

TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, complimen...

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son i...

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up...

A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference w...

Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her an...

A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time ...

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The...

Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afte...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor ...

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!...

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sn...

There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the ...