Sex Jokes

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for...

One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...

Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's s...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.W...

A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...

A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many...

A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay do...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her paren...

A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...