seasonal - holiday jokes

Three young men, filled with Christmas cheer decided to serenade a number of their female acquai...

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Budw...

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gon...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The...

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and
acquisitions, It was announced to...

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you better watchout
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santa claus < north pole > t...

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds...

I received this bulletin today and thought I should pass it on in time to save everyone the emba...

There were 3 men waiting to enter Heaven. Before they were allowed to enter, St. Peter asked ea...

There were 3 men waiting to enter Heaven. Before they were allowed to enter, St. Peter asked ea...

On
Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at
...

...consults a psychic about the date of his impending death. Closing her eyes, and silently reac...

You know it's your last day at work when ...

• You hand a bank teller an enve...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

2) You think alka...

Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic abo...

This past weekend, I was doing some holiday baking. It was getting late and I was tired so I dec...

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I

tried counting backwards, ...

Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to wat...

During the winter of 1970-71 I worked as a janitor at a county courthouse in Upstate New York (i...

Der next night vas Christmas
Der night it vas still
Der stockings ver hung
By der shimn...

From: Mickey Hennigan, Human Resources Director

To: Everyone

Date: December ...

Does sweet tea come in sweet, sweeter and sweetest?

Thank goodness the Fourth of ...

You might be a redneck if. . .



You think harass is two words.

Y...

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about t...

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about t...

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Chr...

Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning

for 15 years, Bob wakes u...

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned al...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

...

Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species

Fa la la la la, la la la la...

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gu...

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop...

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop...

This just in from News Service: A MAJOR MERGER IS ANNOUNCED

Continuing the current ...

Fewer bubbles per square yard
Bubbles used to contain oxygen - now cheaper imitation oxyge...

I hate some things about this time of year. Not the crass commercialism and forced frivolity, bu...

- You lose arguments with inanimate objects

-Your doctor finds traces of blood in you...

A Calculus Carol

written by: Denis Gannon (1940-1991)

sung to the tune of "O...

The Holiday Season

(To the tune of "Deck The Halls")

'Ti...

A little boy just got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding down it down the street. He ...

This is a true story...

My father and stepmother knew that my baby brother was goi...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years a...

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice...

Michelle Singletary, personal finance columnist for the Washington Post, wanted to find out who ...

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back h...

choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
you ...

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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could...