Seasonal / Holiday jokes Jokes

Whereas, on an occasion immediately
preceding the Nativity festival,
th...

'Twas the night before Christmas,
and we, being Jews,
My girlfriend and me-
we had noth...

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town,

No noses were frozen, no sn...

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirrin...

    'Twas the night beforeChristmas and Santa's a wreck...

101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 i...

It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL disks... but with a little imagination, a truly usefu...

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 pack of Bud

11 rasslin tic...

Global challenges require the North Pole to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective i...

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez...

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
2. Try pants on b...

A
small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly

* Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food bags out of the back seat of your car....

'Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the house

Not a creature wa...

I'm sending this card to tell you

That taxes have taken away

The things that...

A Calculus Carol

written by: Denis Gannon (1940-1991)

sung to the tune of "O...

'Twas the night before Christmas,
Yet he slept all alone.
In a one-bedroom house,
Made ...

A guy from Texas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touc...

/* GCFL wishes all our readers a Merry Christmas! */

When I was a child of about tw...

A colleague on our campus came to work this morning sporting a musical, Christmas tie given to h...

How do you know if your a redneck...

The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?".

A Sort Of Christmas Carol

(To the tune of Silver Bells)

Jingle bell, it's...

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