A geologist's song 01
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The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz
Come all ye lads and you will hear...
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A geologist's song 02
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Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz
Refrain: Alas for the spreading ...A geologist's song 06
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The geology poem
Ode to Olivine in Thin Section, a poem by Brenna Lorenz
In basalt a ...A man and his wife
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Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erle...Asked in science class
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REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES
Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down th...Chem one-liners 03
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put...Chem one-liners 04
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Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!
Q: How many a...Chemist's fast prayer
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Chemist's fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
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The last words of a chemist:
19. And now keep ith constat at 24 degrees celsius, 25... 26...Chemist's last words
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The last words of a chemist:
22. Something is wrong here...
23. Where do all those...Chemist's last words
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The last words of a chemist:
10. *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn...Chemist's last words
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The last words of a chemist:
4. ... and please keep that test tube alone!
5. And...Chemistry is boring
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IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN.
October 9, 1995
A scientist has come up...Chemistry song 04
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Silent Labs
Silent labs, difficult labs
All with math, all with graphs
Observations...Chemistry song 09
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O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")
Para Dichloro ...Chemistry song 10
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We Wish You a Happy Halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogenChemistry song 11
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Chemistry Wonderland
Gases explode, are you listenin'
In your rest tube, silver gliste...Chemistry song 12
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I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine
I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
under the ch...Geology word plays
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Several short geology plays on words
Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjo...Making her meter
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A metrologist from Dover left on a trip. She was to take the Chunnel to Calais, go south to Perp...Question is too easy
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ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned h...The alcohol trouble
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During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols:
The res...Thrown out of the lab
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Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear...Thrown out of the lab
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Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab
7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again...
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