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10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8) What hurts mor...

Yesterday,
I had Cesium with which to play.
Now all my fingers have been blown away.
An...

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w...

CHEMISTRY RHYMES
Old Man Stokes
Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine
Who lived beside ...

We Wish You a Happy Halogen

We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.... On the second day, God created man to serv...

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob...

Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...

It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on th...

New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

Why Don't We Mix Up the Two

(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."
with apologies to Jimmy...

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the fuzzy language...

The media attention given John Glenn's mission has convinced NASA to give more celebrities a shu...

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A chemist will dr...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...

I Wish I had a Pound

Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.
Oh I wish I had a pound of ces...

A metrologist from Dover left on a trip. She was to take the Chunnel to Calais, go south to Perp...

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...

I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
just like the ...

(If any of these are not original, please blame it on my Commerce 335 professor,
Dr. Yair...

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created m...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G...

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam r...

A science class was taking a test. The test was basically identifying birds by their feet. One s...

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...

Forwarded from a friend who's doing student teaching this semester...

these are ac...

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...

Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #...

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

Before giving a...

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science,...

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...

Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...



#20 Found missing #19 R...

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

Q: How many a...

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make s...

The Twelve Days of Chemistry

On the first day of chemistry
My teacher gave to me
A ...

An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...

Write in C (Parody of "Let it Be")

When I find my code in tons of trouble,

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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed...