Science Jokes

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating....

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...

What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass....

Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...

What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...

What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....

Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks....

Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...

A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...