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Cesium

Cesium, 'tis of thee,
Thy 'positivity,
Of thee I sing.
Thou whose hydroxi...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...

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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...

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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the wood...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and sh...

Several short geology plays on words

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjo...

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A geologist will ...

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Deck the Labs

Deck the labs with rubber tubing
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Use you...

O Come All Ye Gases

O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders
O come yea, o come yea

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Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...

Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigran...

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"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"

"I put in disorder a long time ago...

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented t...

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....

What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....

How do faggots get a condom off? They fart....

This was a one panel cartoon in "Aboriginal Science Fiction."

On the bridge of a fl...

(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.) <...

We Three Students Of Chemistry Are

We three students of chemistry are
taking tests tha...

Cesium the Beautiful

Oh beautiful for blue of skies,
Among thy spectral lines.
When...

HORIZONS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE EDUCATIONAL TECHNOLOGY
By Ross Williams 3 June 1988.

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8) What hurts mor...

Yesterday,
I had Cesium with which to play.
Now all my fingers have been blown away.
An...

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w...

CHEMISTRY RHYMES
Old Man Stokes
Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine
Who lived beside ...

We Wish You a Happy Halogen

We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen

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A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...

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It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on th...

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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

Why Don't We Mix Up the Two

(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."
with apologies to Jimmy...

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the fuzzy language...

The media attention given John Glenn's mission has convinced NASA to give more celebrities a shu...

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A chemist will dr...