Science Jokes

Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the a...

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest custo...

The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...

There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. ...

These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You k...

Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the wood...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...

THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE ...

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed...

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there ...

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next...

Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man te...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...

Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who i...

What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit....

What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...

Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...

What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....

Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!...

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob...

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri...

Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....