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Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear...

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O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")

Para Dichloro ...

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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...

Medical science has determined that attitude influences susceptibility to disease, especially in...

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...

The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...

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The last words of a chemist:

1. And now the tasting test.

2. May that become hot...

At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.'

Q: Wh...

Time Limit: 3 weeks


Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?

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Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explaine...

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Chemist's fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
with concentrated HNO3,
and add to it...

The last words of a chemist:

19. And now keep ith constat at 24 degrees celsius, 25... 26...

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

Cesium

Cesium, 'tis of thee,
Thy 'positivity,
Of thee I sing.
Thou whose hydroxi...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...

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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...

New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...

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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the wood...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and sh...

Several short geology plays on words

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjo...

Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A geologist will ...

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Deck the Labs

Deck the labs with rubber tubing
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Use you...

O Come All Ye Gases

O Come all yea gases
diatomic wonders
O come yea, o come yea

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Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigran...

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"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"

"I put in disorder a long time ago...