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During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols:

The res...

You won't beleive this. It's a true story. Ahem: About a year ago I was at Science Class and sit...

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!...

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !...

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He goes to pay the bartender, and the bartender sa...

What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nast...

The difference between art and science is that if something works in art, you don't have to expl...

Earth has finally established contact with an alien civilization. The Council of Nations has sen...

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, Apr...

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A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest custo...

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...

Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again...

A guy went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called, "How to Master Your...

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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

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The last words of a chemist:

16. O no, wrong beaker...

17. The fire alarm is just ...

The last words of a chemist:

13. And now the detonating gas problem.

14. This is a...

The last words of a chemist:

10. *H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn...

The last words of a chemist:

7. In which glass was my mineral water?

8. The buns...

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

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|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...

The last words of a chemist:

22. Something is wrong here...

23. Where do all those...

The last words of a chemist:

4. ... and please keep that test tube alone!

5. And...

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Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab

10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear...

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O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")

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New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and c...

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...

Medical science has determined that attitude influences susceptibility to disease, especially in...

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...

The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...

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