Science Jokes

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...

How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling....

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Roo...

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...

If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?...

Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromt...

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues....

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attract...

New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...

New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...

New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...

New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...

New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...

New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...

Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ...

Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 page...

Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghab...

Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKE...

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...

scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...

Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know,...