Science Jokes

4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsi...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "G...

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "G...

A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hew...

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam r...

A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposin...

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to fig...

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing,...

An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric ...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colo...

DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." ...

English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy la...

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...

More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...

Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....

How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit....

How do faggots get a condom off? They fart....

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off....