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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't ...

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !...

Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the p...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school....

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public...

Teacher: Why are you late to school?

Kevin: Because of the sign.



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Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: On the space shuttle, 1...

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public s...

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he s...

'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the bo...

Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Durin...

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro...

Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only on...

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Anything not comp...

25 Differences Between College And High School



In high school, you do home...

"It's important to pay close attention in school. For years I thought that bears masturbated all...

There is one of those large, portable flashing signs in front of the School for the Blind in Lou...

1. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going...

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit ...

Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The s...

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why no...

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at s...

This Jewish father wants to send his kid to school, but is not sure where to send him to. Finall...

This Jewish father wants to send his kid to school, but is not sure where to send him to. Finall...

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad...

"Daddy, daddy! I'm the on...

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised....

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his bo...

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my clas...

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!...

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!...

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!...

I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she ...

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !...

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !...

School-boy Howlers:

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

A triangle whi...

Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Durin...

His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children...

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to hi...

What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!...

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Tea...

Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would st...

Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !...