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A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tell...

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.



She ...

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only

because t...

A Jewish kid is sent to a Jewish school by his parents.





Afte...

10 Differences Between School and Hell



1>It doesn't rain in Hell.

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurs...

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One if at home, but on ...

Dateline - Silver Dale, Pennsylvania: A fed-up school principal sent home angry letters after sp...

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?...

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secr...

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to a privat...

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a bi...

A few weeks late, but oh well!

'Twas the night before school started!

...

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing t...

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing t...

|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...

A young boy was in grade four and was having a terrible time with his math.

His paren...

A young boy was in grade four and was having a terrible time with his math.

His paren...

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!...

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punish...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?



It was a high school....

Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned....

|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, ...

A little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy tod...

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me ...

91. Always wear your safety goggles, they're not kidding.

92. You just don't learn last n...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't ...

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !...

Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the p...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school....

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public...

Teacher: Why are you late to school?

Kevin: Because of the sign.



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Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: On the space shuttle, 1...

Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...

Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public s...

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he s...

'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the bo...

Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Durin...

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro...

Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only on...

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !...

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Anything not comp...

25 Differences Between College And High School



In high school, you do home...

"It's important to pay close attention in school. For years I thought that bears masturbated all...

There is one of those large, portable flashing signs in front of the School for the Blind in Lou...