School Jokes

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people...

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...

A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO...

American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer...

Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB Psy...

Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo...

College by Dave Barry M...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your...

A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t...

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...

How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ...

This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------...

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left...

Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t...

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu...

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one ques...

New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av...