Religious jokes Jokes

  • "Men never do evil so

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    "Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so from
    religio...

  • 26 hour Charity Marathon run.

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    Students from the local Catholic high school completed a 26 hour Charity Marathon run. Officials...

  • 3 men into heaven

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    It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
    <...

  • 7 dwarfs

    rating0 Religious jokes 70 hits


    The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near
    the rear and as the pr...

  • A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine

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    A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the...

  • A farmer purchases an old,

    rating0 Religious jokes 40 hits


    A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans
    to turn it into a thriving ...

  • A fellow dies, goes to

    rating0 Religious jokes 53 hits


    A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by
    a room full of beautiful ...

  • A good Catholic joke:

    rating0 Religious jokes 49 hits


    A good Catholic joke:

    The Virgin Mary...

  • A Hell of a Band

    rating0 Religious jokes 44 hits


    Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller, on the Alex
    Bennett radio sho...

  • A Jew, a Catholic and

    rating0 Religious jokes 94 hits


    A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell.
    Satan came out,...

  • A little boy walks up

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    A little boy walks up to preacher after morning service and says "When I
    grow up, I'm gonn...

  • A man is struck by

    rating0 Religious jokes 57 hits


    A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying
    on the side...

  • A man who smelled like

    rating0 Religious jokes 43 hits


    A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a
    priest. The man's t...

  • A New Priest

    rating0 Religious jokes 39 hits


    At a church, a new priest was being trained. He was so nervous at his first mass
    that he ...

  • A person went to church

    rating0 Religious jokes 51 hits


    A person went to church every week, but feel asleep during the
    sermon and the women said....

  • A priest a minister and

    rating0 Religious jokes 86 hits


    A priest a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.


    The bartender asks, "What ...

  • A priest and a nun

    rating0 Religious jokes 44 hits


    A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died
    suddenly.

  • A priest and his parrot

    rating0 Religious jokes 51 hits


    This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence,
    which was "Let's make love." T...

  • A puritan is someone who

    rating0 Religious jokes 53 hits


    A puritan is someone who is deathly afraid
    that someone, somewhere, is having fun....

  • A Rabbi and a Priest

    rating0 Religious jokes 43 hits


    A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
    leans over and as...

  • A Redneck Valentine

    rating0 Religious jokes 45 hits


    Collards is green

    my dog's name is Blue

    and I'm so lucky

    to have a...

  • A sermon about lying

    rating0 Religious jokes 53 hits


    A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help yo...

  • A sixteen year old virgin

    rating0 Religious jokes 85 hits


    A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.

    "Father, I called a man a so...

  • A young couple met with

    rating0 Religious jokes 52 hits


    A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their
    wedding. When he asked whethe...

  • A young Jewish boy starts

    rating0 Religious jokes 59 hits


    A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher
    of the one-...


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