Religion Jokes

What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....

Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...

Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha...

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....

Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....

How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...