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There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....

The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May...

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.


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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...

One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...

Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...

There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...

A retiring Phys Chem professor was setting his last exam, for a graduate course in statistical t...

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...

were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00. A...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on a cross-country flight, when the captain...

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...

"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, ...

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the r...

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...

GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...

Father O'leary and Rabbi Goldberg played chess each Wednesday in the park. The chess game usuall...

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp....

1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT C...

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...

|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ...

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into his father's business.
He li...

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

By Hank Vorjes

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a...

Three proofs Jesus was jewish:

He went into his father's business.
He lived a...

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home u...

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...

DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby ...

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:





1. He went...

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...

One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...