Religion Jokes

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...

Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...

What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...

Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....

What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...

What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...

What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....

What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....

What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...