religion

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...

Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....

A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to barte...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...

~ You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.

~ I know how to push all my wife's butt...

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...

What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...

Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...

Ten reasons why beer is better than religion:





1. No one will ki...

Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...

Lutheran humorist the Rev. Paul Lintern's Top 10 pick-up lines for a Christian:

Hi,...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to bart...

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...

Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering

Department,University ...

God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...

"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...

Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....

What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...

The state of the world had reached such cataclysmic proportions, that the religious leaders of t...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.2.Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will loo...

A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....

The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May...

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple.


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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...

A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...

One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...

Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...

There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...

A retiring Phys Chem professor was setting his last exam, for a graduate course in statistical t...

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...

were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00. A...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on a cross-country flight, when the captain...

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...