Religion Jokes

One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...

There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...

The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...

This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...

Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...

Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructio...