Religion Jokes

One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...

When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...

Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and...

Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...

Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...

Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the r...

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...

Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...

There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...

God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...

The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...

The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...

The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...

The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...