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A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one ques...

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, tho...

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex<...

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...

One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the g...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and...

"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...

Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...

No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
B...

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...

The Pope and God were conversing the other day, and the Pope said, "Hey God, I've got good news ...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...

Here's a few I read in some verysmalledition book of Soviet Anecdotes.

An old woma...

An elderly Jewish man was admitted to the local hospital, which happened to be run by a Catholic...

An elderly Jewish man was admitted to the local hospital, which happened to be run by a Catholic...

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...

Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident....

A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to barte...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...

~ You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.

~ I know how to push all my wife's butt...

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...

What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...

Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...

Ten reasons why beer is better than religion:





1. No one will ki...

Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...

Lutheran humorist the Rev. Paul Lintern's Top 10 pick-up lines for a Christian:

Hi,...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to bart...

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...