Religion Jokes

GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...

GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the riv...

God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousa...

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail...

"How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...

Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up t...

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...

Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...

Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...

Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...

One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...