religion

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion...

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...

Listening to commercials on the radio for banks these days, with all the talk about conversion a...

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we res...

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....

Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion?

A: They have no prophets!...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four ele...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following ...

The christian said, "There's no proof of god, but I know he's there.The agnostic said, "There's ...

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...

Time Limit: 3 weeks


Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?

I have a friend who has been bringing up his two daughters in a
strictly secular manner (...

The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...

"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Boycott shampoo! Demand ...

The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....

What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following ...

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....

What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;

Give him a religion, and he'll st...

There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...

At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...

On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...

Precious Lord, Take My Hand ... And Help Me Up

It Is Well with My Soul ... But My K...

What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...

Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...

A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...

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The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....

What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...