Religion Jokes

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...

A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...

At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...

Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...

The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...

Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he had...

Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...

"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashe...

Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says:"I ...