religion

One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...

Religion is man's attempt to communicate with the weather....

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...

When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodis...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist....

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a whi...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were discussing sin, and the Methodist aske...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said: "Two Pros...

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...

Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....

JERUSALEM - In a surprise move today, Judaism filed suit against the Catholic Church, claiming C...

The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was v...

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Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister....

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...

You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell....

Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't belie...

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals
their first taste of re...

"How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car expired. ...

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...

A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...

What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion...

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...

Listening to commercials on the radio for banks these days, with all the talk about conversion a...

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we res...

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....

Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion?

A: They have no prophets!...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four ele...

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following ...

The christian said, "There's no proof of god, but I know he's there.The agnostic said, "There's ...

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smo...

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...

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