Religion Jokes

"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...

A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...

A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...

A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...

A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...

A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...

A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...