Relationships Jokes

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took f...

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....

A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" ...

Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ...

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...

"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. ...

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacation...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confr...

What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for w...

The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass ...

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door t...

A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- ...

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him t...

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married ...