relationships

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...

After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turn...

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...

Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you were ...

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cak...

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want...

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...

On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. T...

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded and asks, "What w...

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man starts talking about...

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above t...

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doin...

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, ...

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The da...

A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to ...

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I'v...

Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that bar...

Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints o...

This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pac...

The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Caroli...

These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."...

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...

Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you ...