Relationships Jokes

A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand...

Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepe...

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob...

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door...

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...

How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Ri...

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings...

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...

I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...

A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numb...

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her....

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an att...

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and the...

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending...

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...

if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...

If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?...

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...

Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...