relationships

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...

Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of m...

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hopin...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite ...

The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...

The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how thi...

The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husban...

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. T...

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the li...

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreci...

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No th...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "...

After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turn...

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...

Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you were ...

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...