Relationships Jokes

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting ol...

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the ...

"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats ...

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...

God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested...

A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dall...

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: H...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's in...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The ...

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...

"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the fron...

Guess what? You're pregnant!...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA!" he snorted. "The da...

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...

The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility...

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew...