relationships

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew...

This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furi...

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and exp...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...

Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore."...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...

The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to yo...

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of c...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: Yo...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...

Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of m...

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hopin...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite ...

The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly...

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: ...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his ...

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...