Relationships Jokes

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...

Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...

Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: De...

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...

"My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...

A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always prom...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...

Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at on...

The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his w...

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...

Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her ...

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their w...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery....

TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I havesucceeded 36 ...

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool ...