relationships

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h...

A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...

Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...

If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?...

The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...

The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility...

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married ...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...

I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, ...

When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you kno...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Gla...

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting ."My husband i...

Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her ...

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew...

This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on...

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furi...

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on ...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and exp...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the ...