Relationships Jokes

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, ...

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you...

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ru...

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed an...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded and asks, "What w...

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. 'What are you doin...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been ...

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...

Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting ...

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a w...

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite conte...

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husban...

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmon...

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was rain...

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss ...

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...