relationships

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his...

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...

A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...

One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ...

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their w...

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...

On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...

Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....

Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...

Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....

if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob...

A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about...

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and...

A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dall...

The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his w...

Jaundice: To include in a group

Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

Labor ...

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and the...

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the ...

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," h...

A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...

Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for...

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don...

If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?...

The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...

The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility...

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married ...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husb...

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...

I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it....