Relationships Jokes

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked o...

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband h...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, ...

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...

Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints o...

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to...

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks s...

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the...

"First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast ...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife ...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. "HA," he snorted, "Th...

A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to ...

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husba...

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own ...

A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time ...