relationships

Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Tr...

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in th...

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numb...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, ...

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her ...

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...

"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be...

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the se...

A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" ...

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast ...

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She sa...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what groun...

A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...

How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and f...

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at on...

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband h...

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman sea...

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his...

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...

A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...

One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ...

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their w...

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...

On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...

Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....

Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...

Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin...

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....

if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink...