Relationships Jokes

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflect...

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. Idon't want gas or ...

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don't have a...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...

A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, "What are ...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...

A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...

A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a la...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they sett...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" sh...

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty se...

Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of m...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...

"But this isn't an engagement ring." the young lady protested. "Why it's just a tiny unset diamond."...

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out...

"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend. "W...

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven...

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players ...