relationships

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...

Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony paymen...

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because

eventual...

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of ...

Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....

The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass ...

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that...

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....

"My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to wo...

Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drink...

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells ...

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out...

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...

A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a bea...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...

Guess what? You're pregnant!...

What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor. "W...

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit...

A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th...

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at ...

The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said...

Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow hav...

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...

A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has co...

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...

Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...

"First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're ...

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective t...

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room...

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anon...

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of...

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacation...