Relationships Jokes

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the se...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't backof...

A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...

Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau....

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantasti...

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman say...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday an...

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, ...

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife...

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the l...

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at ...

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented,...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual...

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he...

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of ...

A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant ...

A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!""Son, you...

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above t...