Relationships Jokes

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....

When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign...

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning...

A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...

Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My hus...

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...

Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....

Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in th...

Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...

Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...

Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafte...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...

"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be...

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit...

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she ...