Relationships Jokes

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews ...

Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the...

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor. After...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose...

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then suc...

She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor....

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice....

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to work....

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...

What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man w...

Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law...

What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"...

One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ...

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Whe...

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to ...