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|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has cre...

Excerpted from "Quotes, damned quotes and..." by John Bibby.

Mathematicians are li...

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply
because he is breathing. Medical r...

TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I havesucceeded 36 ...

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
A man would no longer be considered a...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all ...

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from ...

A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- ...

[Editor's note: this one is DIFFERENT!]

In response to the seminar offerings by th...

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Ri...

How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like ...

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -

'You'll never ...

General Education:

GE101:
Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102:

TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their pa...

1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "S...

1. Don't call, ever.



2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcis...

Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...

Before she moves in, she wears teddies and suspenders, and you hold your farts in until she leav...

Etiquette and Behavior:

EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Ove...

I thought I'd tack on a little humor. I've been far too quiet for far too long. This is really w...

BURNOUT PREVENTION AND RECOVERY

1. STOP DENYING. Listen to the wisdom of your body...

1. Coca-cola was originally green.

2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly t...

Coca-cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the ...

1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Tr...

RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as ...

RELATIONSHIPS:



First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relat...

WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a ...

Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. --Joey Adams

Sex without love is an ...

The party of the first part (herein referred to as "she"), being of sound mind and pretty good b...

Ways to keep your Testosterone flowing...



1. Don't call, ever.

How to Go Insane At School

1. Change majors at least twice.

2. Live in a n...

Don't call. EVER.
If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her

Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. ----------------------------...

Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.

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Relationships:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girl...

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...

Straighten ...

Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as ...

Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it...

The party of the first part (herein referred to as she) being of sound mind
and fairly goo...

Men, want to know where you stand in the rough-and-tumble, give-and-take
world of relation...

Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now...

The party of the first part (herein referred to as she/her) being of sound mind and fairly good ...

[My brother, Stephen Menard, is a litigation attorney at a defense firm in
Philadelphia. ...

You might be a child of the 80's if...... you have deep, personal relationships via computer with pe...

You might be a child of the 80's if...



... you have deep, personal rela...

Relationships
First, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to

RELATIONSHIPS

First of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it a...

Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conclusive proof! After
countles...