Relationships Jokes

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after...

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobb...

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and exp...

There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...

These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says,"My wife is better."...

This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when hi...

This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their weddi...

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furi...

Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate into two lines. One for a...

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you kno...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not ...

Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting...