relationships

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confr...

He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP...

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...

The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite conte...

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi...

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relatio...

I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules ...

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern w...

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss ...

The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive ...

What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for w...

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always prom...

Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafte...

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet;...

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

PMS would be a legitimate defense i...

Women are empathic, men are pathetic. We haven't got a clue as to empathizing with another human...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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"You got to ...

A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant ...

|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has cre...

Excerpted from "Quotes, damned quotes and..." by John Bibby.

Mathematicians are li...

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply
because he is breathing. Medical r...

TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I havesucceeded 36 ...

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
A man would no longer be considered a...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all ...

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from ...

A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- ...

[Editor's note: this one is DIFFERENT!]

In response to the seminar offerings by th...

Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Ri...

How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like ...

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -

'You'll never ...

General Education:

GE101:
Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102:

TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their pa...

1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "S...

1. Don't call, ever.



2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcis...

Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10...

Before she moves in, she wears teddies and suspenders, and you hold your farts in until she leav...