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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000."...

A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-lon...

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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...

Top executive of Big Construction Company:

Give me a brief summary of what is curr...

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery....

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...

A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand...

The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was v...

A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...

One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house aro...

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...

Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any ...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai...

He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.He is not quiet; h...

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting ...

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animal...

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to...

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday an...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely yo...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confr...

He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP...

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked in...

The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train ...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite conte...

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi...

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relatio...

I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules ...

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern w...

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you a...

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss ...

The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one...

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive ...